The History of Nigeria According to "Baabu"

So they write

The history

Wanting to 

Sink the book 

Into the ocean

Tinubu Square

Madam Tinubu

Out looking

From the round about

Sango

The electric god

Holding the foundation

Of NEPA!

With his thunderbolt

Thick beard

 And double headed axe

 Is awesome!


Papa Awo

The lion of Ikenne

The one they loved to hate

The one they demonized

Made no sense with

Free Primary Education

At a time 

When they were savannah-hugging

Cow chasing

Even eating

Green pasture

With the cows!

The lion

"ACCUSED OF TREASONABLE FELONY AND CONSPIRACY"

"TREASONABLE FELONY"?

WHAT IS THAT?

 He cried

From  LEKKI


Now the one

Knighted by the Queen

Messenger

Of the Queen

Listens

To the Queen

And reminds everyone

About  "Baabu"


So

The beautiful

Male bride

The Eastern ARROW OF GOD

The lion of Onitsha

Is another torn?

In Baabu's flesh

The red cap

With feathers in it

And the beads

His mark of office

They all laugh about

But the solution came

Marry him!

Make him a bride

Baabu

Mind yourself

Is it possible?

To take a man

As a bride?

Well this one

Was a bride

A beautiful male bride

From Onitsha

With the tantalizing bosoms

Of a desirable maiden!

Newspaper cartoonist

Had a field day 

With their lampoon

Of this beautiful male bride!


We will fight to the finish

But Baabu’s god

Is looking and smiling

"Douse it with kerosene"

 “Burn it"

Ah! The new song:

"If you see my hand 

And not my heart

I am for NNDP

If you see my hand

And not my heart

I am for “DEMOCRAZY” 

Just look at my hand

Never mind my heart!"

"Douse it with kerosene"

"Burn it"

"Baabau Palava"

I'm yours!


Now the one

With a thick beard

Long and intimidating

Like that of Moses

And eyes

Sparkling fire

EYIMBA of NNEWI

Will not take "NO" 

For an answer 

At ABURI

Shouts of:

"HEGEMONY"!

Rent the air

What is that word?

"HEGEMONY"?

"HAUSA/FULANI HEGEMONY"?

"HEGEMONY"?

 What is that?

The Queen's English

Oxford to be specific

A born Historian

Coming to give

A history lesson

In blood 

To his people

A real oxfordian

We hear shouts of: “EYIMBA”

Amongst Africans

He wants to teach them a lesson!


Baabu

To the rescue!

They have answers

For everything

"To keep Nigeria one

Is a task that must be done?"

Bring out the knife

Cut it up

Then pipe it up

That liquid gold

Pipe it up

Head it north

Make them scream

The new slogan:

"TO KEEP NIGERIA ONE …"!

But the Oxfordian

The Historian of Nnewi

Will have none of that!

"TO KEEP NIGERIA ONE IS A TASK THAT MUST BE DONE"

  RADIO JINGLE

"TO KEEP NIGERIA ONE IS A TASK THAT MUS BE DONE"

"ON ABURI WE STAND"

More radio jingle!

Annoyance galore!

If you see my hand

And not my heart

I’m yours

I am for democrazy!


Kongi

The third force 

To the rescue

Dancing with "POLYPHEMUS"!

Jail

Is no where

To espouse wisdom

Or to dance with   "POLYPHEMUS"!

It’s a good thing

THE MAN DIED

Not in reality 

Not in jail

Only in those who are 

"Silent in the face of tyranny"

THE MAN DIED

Yet that refrain:

"ON ABURI WE STAND"

That haunting refrain

Hurts Babau’s ears!

Baabu

Will have none of that

"WHO  IS ABURI"?

  "WHAT IS ABURI"?

 "WHERE IS ABURI"?

  "WHO CARES ABOUT ABURI"?

They asked

Brandishing their long swords

Slashing the savannah with them

And doing their dance

And not that word again:

"HEGEMONY"!

Babau wants it banned 

From the dictionary.


BIAFRA!

CRIES OF: "HEGEMONY"!

Yes that word again

No one has forgotten it!

Mercenaries to the rescue

"TO KEEP NIGERIA ONE IS A TASK THAT MUST BE DONE"!

A BOMB EXPLOSION

AT A LAGOS CINEMA

DEATH AND DESTRUCTION

"TO KEEP NIGERIA ONE IS A TASK THAT MUST BE DONE"!

The battle of Ore

INVASION FROM THE EAST

TO KEEP NIGERIA ONE

Papa

Finance Minister 

Changes the currency

Makes it useless

In the hands

To an invading army

THE BATTLE OF ORE

O le ku ija ore

If you see my hand 

And not my heart

I am for democrazy!

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